Tara: You want to know what would be awesome? If Douglas Adams were still alive and he wrote the Rent movie!
Kait: OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER!
Tara: Because Marvin would be in it and be like, "Stop whining about dying from AIDS! I'm never going to die and I have a brain the size of a planet!"
Kait: It would be so awesome! They'd all be snarky and British!
Tara: They'd be so British! John Cleese would be Mark! And Neil Gaiman would help him write it!
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Tara: It would be directed by.... Tim Curry. NO. ::whispers:: Ethan Hawke could direct it! ::pause:: I don't know why that's a secret.
Tara: Jon Stewart could be naked in it. They could make a new character named Naked. Played by Jon Stewart.
Kait: Big posters that said, "JON STEWART is NAKED!" That's how they could get people to come see it.
Tara: That's how they'd get YOU to go see it.
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